The groom’s cake looked like a taxidermied deer.- The father of the bride had shotgun shells marked with the groom’s initials.
- The Pastor had a gold Rolex.
- A woman explained how she learned geography by watching the television show “COPS.”
- I saw a tattoo of a butterfly with American flag wings and the inscription “Robbie is my Daddy.”
Already logged 1300 miles on the road, with 540 more tomorrow for the return trip. Will then be finally reunited with my netbook—moblogging is a cold-blooded monster.
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