The Aliens Can't Cure My Mother Because the Government Won't Let Them Out of their Cages
I’m packing up my daughters up tomorrow night to make the 500 mile road trip south to see my mom in Roswell, New Mexico—my bizarre little birthplace in the desert. I know you’ve grown accustomed to my cracking jokes, but this time I’m being serious: my mother has cancer, a very rare form of ocular [...]
