Everyone in my household is a little under the weather—my youngest daughter is teething and feeling the after effects of her one year immunizations, I’m suffering from some combination of stress and food poisoning, my wife is French, and my oldest daughter is a hypochondriac that needs a band-aid for every “Oweee” on her body (thanks, “Elmo Visits the Doctor“).
When I’m sick, I say laughter is the best medicine. And because I’m sick, I can only think of the following knock-knock joke:
“Knock, knock.”
“Who’s there?”
“Avocado.”
“Avocado who?”
“Avocado cold. Dat’s why I sound dis way.”
Ah… I feel better already. Don’t you?
There’s only 24 hours left in Blog Salad’s LeapFrog Tag Reader Giveaway Contest and I’m feeling generous, so here’s the deal—for every PG-rated or nicer knock-knock joke posted her as a comment, you’ll receive TWO entries into the contest.
Best of all, since I think laughter is a delightful tonic, your corny jokes will keep me from going to the doctor.
So come on funny people, get knocking!
Knock-Knock
*Who’s there?*
Yo de lay he
*Yo de lay he Who?*
I didnt know you could yodel!
Knock Knock
Who’s There?
“Marissa”
Marissa who?
“My wrists a’ hurtin’ from knocking on your door”
(my 11 yr old made this up with his 4 yr old sister’s name…it is very popular in our house)