- Awake to the smell of freshly brewed coffee.
- Kiss spouse goodbye.
- Go to coffee maker.
- Discover empty pot.
- Search for half-empty cup left by spouse.
- Fill with milk.
I’m not a big coffee drinker—otherwise my wife would make more for me every day—but I am occasionally lured by the smell and taste. And I prefer black coffee, but not when it’s cold and half-empty. 😉