Seven days and 1818 miles later, my family has finally returned from its magical mystery tour of Texas. Actually, while my brother-in-law’s wedding was quite magical, there were few mysteries to be found, especially the one that I uncovered when I stepped onto the scales this evening. Yes, in a moment that could make What [...]
The groom’s cake looked like a taxidermied deer. The father of the bride had shotgun shells marked with the groom’s initials. The Pastor had a gold Rolex. A woman explained how she learned geography by watching the television show “COPS.” I saw a tattoo of a butterfly with American flag wings and the inscription “Robbie [...]
Tiny bladders make enormous road trips. Armadillos are football-shaped piñatas full of intestines.
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